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Song Parodies -> "(I Hid It) My Way"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"(I Hid It) My Way"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

And now, I'm fessin' up
And so I come out of the closet
I take my blonde wig off
It made me look like Farah Fawcett

I've pulled off this charade
I've noticed many men look my way
Boy could I ever kiss
I hid it my way

Regrets, I haven't one
Oh, maybe walkin' in those high heels
And then there were a few--
The kind who always tried to cop feels

I planned each day's attire
I matched up shoes with little handbags
But here's what makes me laugh
I hid it my way

Yes, there were times, as you might guess
I didn't fit right in a dress
Like when a neckline was too low
I couldn't let my chest hair show
I had the curves to match my nerves
I hit it my way

I've loved being a gal
It's nice when you can do the choosing
But I'll admit I found
Those pantyhose so unamusing

To think I pulled this off
For oh so long, not in a shy way
I even shaved my hands---
I hid it my way

Now I'm a man, a man again
A little stubble on my chin
Quite a relief, I'd say I feel
Especially when I must kneel
The record shows I wore those hose
I hid it my way!

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Johnny D - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I send fives thy way !
Meriadoc - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooh! A lot of these trans-gender ones lately. I love 'em! Maybe we should all get together and go see Dr. Phil (Alexander) for some snips and tucks... :-D
Jan Unwin - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Now you're getting wiggy with it. Fives!!
Claude Prez - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
"pulled it off". Heh heh.
Peregrin - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny Royce!
Phil Alexander - January 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Some lovely lines, Royce...

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