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Song Parodies -> "Lawyers in Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Lawyers in Love"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Lawyers in Lies"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I can't believe just what's been going on
Mark Gerragos is a quite a funny clown
Among the lawyers giving clients their defense
He's really good at making up nonsense
And he strangles truth--lawyers in lies

Just hire him, killers in America, he's dutiful
At telling whopper tales, yes he's the best, he's beautiful
I dropped my tv tray, watching his courtroom play
He's really matching up the dots today
He's a poster boy for lawyers in lies

Today I read the news, it's possible, he's claiming now
That "Lacy's killers" got the wrong woman, like killers will
Now he's got wiggle room, the jurors start to swoon
And I hope Peterson will be locked up soon
It is la la land for lawyers in lies

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John Barry - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't understand why lawyers have such a bad rep.
Rick D - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy walks into a bar and yells "All lawyers are assholes!" A big man gets up and replies "I take great offense at that!" First guy says "What are you a lawyer?" Big guy replies "No, I'm an asshole."
Johnny D - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm, almost makes me want to stop using the abbreviation "JD". ;-)

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