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Song Parodies -> "I Feel Fleas"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cream

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel Fleas"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch, I feel fleas

They all want to dance, they do
They move like a sea
Please get me some Frontline soon
I feel fleas

See me roll on the floor and scratch my ears
I'm a motel and there's a crowd
You can take all the pests away from me
And I'll lick you and be so proud

I can scoot on the tile and scratch my rear
I'm a motel and there's a crowd
Would you take all the bugs away from me
I will lick you and be so proud

I feel fleas

They dance on the floor, see
Jumping up to your knees
It's no fun, squirt Ad-van-tage on me
No more fleas
No more fleas
No more fleas

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Michael Pacholek - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
What talent you have, to have written this one from scratch. Five tubes of calamine lotion.
John Barry - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives for Fido.
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
i feel itchy after reading this...5s
Paul Robinson - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You had me going there for a minute, Royce...until I figured out you were writing from the perspective of a pooch...lol...at least I hope so...lol...Nice job, I don't think anyone has used this fine old Cream song before around here...5's ~ ~ ~
Paul Robinson - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You had me going there for a minute, Royce...until I figured out you were writing from the perspective of a pooch...lol...at least I hope so...lol...Nice job, I don't think anyone has used this fine old Cream song before around here...5's ~ ~ ~
Larry Hensley - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Really cool parody, 555's!

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