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Album cover parody of Cream - Royal Albert Hall - London May 2-3-5-6 2005 by Cream
Parody album cover
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Eric Clapton/Creem

Music Quotes:

You've got that rainbow feel - but the rainbow has a beard.

('SWLABR' - an abbreviation for 'She Was (or Walks) Like A Bearded Rainbow' - Disraeli Gears 1967)


Submitted by: LucidLupin
 

Music Jokes:

Q: What do Ginger Baker and 7-11 coffee have in common?
A: They both suck without Cream!
Submitted by: That guy who looks like Slash
 

Band Name Origins:

  • Ginger Baker, Jake Bruce and Eric Clapton were thought of at the time to be the best musicians around. In other words they were thought of to be the cream of the crop. This is where their name came from. Submitted by: Stew
  • courtjester is right, but to be anal retentive and exact, they thought they were the best musicians, with cream coming from the saying 'the cream of the crop' Submitted by: mark p

Better Off Solo:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Eric Clapton""Cream broke up in 1968, and Clapton was also with Blind Faith and Derek & The Dominos." - oldrock

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Sunshine Of Your Love""You Are The Sunshine Of My Life," Stevie WonderKathy
"White Room""Paint It Black," Rolling StonesHerculina Alencar

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Tales Of Rave Ulysses " originally "Tales Of Brave Ulysses"
After he drank his 'ales'. -:)
Peter
"Outside Oman Blues" originally "Outside Woman Blues"
Song of one longing to return to Oman?
Stephanie Craddock
"Ales of Brave Ulysses" originally "Tales of Brave Ulysses"
John A. Barry
"I'm So Lad" originally "I'm So Glad"
John A. Barry

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"White Groom" originally "White Room"
Bob
"White Broom" originally "White Room"
Bob

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Strange Crew" originally "Strange Brew"
Penelope Beckinsale
"Tales Of Grave Ulysses" originally "Tales Of Brave Ulysses"
The more pessimistic portions of his story.
Daisy Pappus
"Tapes Of Brave Ulysses" originally "Tales Of Brave Ulysses"
Ah, so they could record someone in those days?!?
Daisy Pappus
"Taxes of Brave Ulysses" originally "Tales of Brave Ulysses"
The IRS must've ruined the song.
hamburger456
"I Feel Fred" originally "I Feel Free"
Adrienne Ramseur

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"White Room""Waterpark Resort, Wisconsin Dells"Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells
"White Room""White House"Michael Pacholek
"White Room""Chatroom"U Guest It
"Sunshine of Your Love""Jug Wine Gets You Drunk"John A. Barry
"Sunshine of Your Love""Sublime Was Your Lunch"John A. Barry
"Take It Back""Bake It, Tack"John A. Barry
"Tales of Brave Ulysses""Tail on Brayed Asinus"John A. Barry
"Sunshine Of Your Love""Live That's In Your Blood."Ann Hammond
"White Room""Bathroom"Ann Hammond
"I Feel Free""I Feel Fleas"Royce Miller

There are additional Cream song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
We're Going WrongPC Friend (computer goods shop)pickle*
White RoomPlayboy Channelthe ANCer

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
White RoomNAACPBill S
PoliticianPolitical adBill S
Strange BrewMiller Brewing Companybritrock
Strange BrewAnheiser-Busch (Budweiser)britrock
Born Under A Bad SignAstrologistMatt Swanton
There are additional Cream on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Can't Stand Losing You
   The Police
Badge
   Cream
Can't Stand Losing My Badge
I wonder what that cop did wrong.
David Jones
Can't Stop
   Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sweet Wine
   Cream
Can't Stop The Sweet Wine
David Jones
Born Under a Bad Sign
   Cream
White Room
   Cream
Born Under A Bad Sign In The White Room
David Jones
Workin For MCA
   Lynyrd Skynyrd
Politician
   Cream
Workin For The Politician
OK, but just keep him(or her) away from me!
Bill S
There are additional Cream duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Cranberries and Cream
The Cranberries combined with Cream
OK, this is pushing it, but it sounded cool.
Submitted By: Raphael
Strawberry and Cream Alarm Clock
Strawberry Alarm Clock combined with Cream
Submitted By: Raphael
Peaches and Cream
Peaches and Herb combined with Cream
Submitted By: Rob
Raspberries and Cream
The Raspberries combined with Cream
Could work too, eh?
Submitted By: Raphael

There are additional Cream Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Strange Brew"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon dusting in the flew
Original Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon messing in the glue.
"White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Season's dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings
Original Lyrics:
She's just dressing, goodbye windows, tired starlings.
"White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a white room
With black curtains
And crustaceans.
Original Lyrics:
In a white room
With black curtains
At the station.
"White Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Silver horses, Landau moonbeams, in your dark eyes
Original Lyrics:
Silver horses, ran down moonbeams, in your dark eyes
There are additional Cream misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"Strange Brew"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon dusting in the flew
Original Lyrics:
She's some kind of demon messing in the glue.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Felix

I first heard flue was not only influenza but also a stove pipe, and it almost made sense. Dusty place isn't it? Then I learned flew is a fishing net. Try and dust that one! Thus flew came in reasonably as well, groggy times as they were back then. Of cause the demon messes in the glue, what else? Surprised that it comes to me so late. Been listening to this piece for forty years now.

There are additional Cream misheard stories available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"I'm So Glad"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
I'm so glad, I'm so glad, I'm glad I'm glad
I'm glad I'm so glad
I'm so glad, I'm glad I'm glad
I'm glad dont know what to do
Dont know what to say
Dont know what to do
I'm so glad, I'm so glad
Why They're Repetitive:
Great song, good beat, great drrumming, just light on content
Submitted by: gilrissy1949
 

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Sunshine Of Your Love"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
It's getting near dawn
When nights close the tired eyes
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would night close eyes at dawn? That makes no sense at all! And why is night plural?!
Submitted by: julies_call
"Anyone For Tennis"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Setting up the chessboard, while death rolls out the dice,
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why is death rolling dice? Doesn't he know how to play chess? Or tennis? What were you on when you wrote this one, Eric?
Submitted by: Red Tim
There are additional Cream nonsensical lyrics available.

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Anyone For Tennis"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
And you can tell they're all the same under all the pretty lies
Anyone for tennis, wouldn't that be nice?
Why They're Misrhymed:
Maybe it's 'under all the pretty lice' :)
Submitted by: Red Tim
 

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Born Under A Bad Sign"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
"I've been down since I began to crawl" "Bad luck and trouble are my only friend/ I've been down ever since I was ten"
Why They're Inappropriate:
I know I'm being picky, but... He didn't start learning how to crawl until he was ten years old?
Submitted by: Scott
"Sunshine Of Your Love"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'll be with you darling soon, I'll be with you when the stars start falling
Why They're Inappropriate:
Doesn't that mean that they will be alive at the End of the World?
Submitted by: d00d
There are additional Cream inappropriate lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"White Room"
Opening Lines:
In the white room with black curtains near the station.
Comments:
Submitted by: Peter
"Crossroads"
Opening Lines:
I went down to the crossroads, fell down on my knees.
Comments:
Submitted by: Peter

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Strange Brew"
The Lyrics:
strange brew kill's what's inside of you
Why:
IT SOUNDS BAD PERIOD
Submitted by: arthur
 

Song Title Anagrams:

"Mow It, Hero" originally "White Room"
Submitted by: Josh

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Right Womb" originally "White Room"
Submitted by: Peter

Lighter Side of Serious Bands:

"Mother's Lament"
The blues psychedelia of Cream, led by Eric Clapton's majestic guitar work, was briefly interrupted by this music-ditty....the last track on the classic album Disreali Gears. "A mother was washing her baby one night, The youngest of ten and a delicate mite. The mother was poor and the baby was thin, 'Twas naught but an skelingtin covered with skin. The mother turned 'round for a soap off the rack. She was only a moment but when she turned back Her baby had gone, and in anguish she cried, "Oh, where 'as my baby gone?" The angels replied: Oh, your baby has gone down the plug 'ole. Oh, your baby has gone down the plug. The poor little thing was so skinny and thin, He should 'ave been washed in a jug, in a jug. Your baby is perfectly happy; He won't need a bath anymore. He's a-muckin' about with the angels above, Not lost but gone before. "
Submitted by: Agrimorfee

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Strange Brew"
1983 film w/ Dave Thomas & Rick Moranis
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale

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