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Song Parodies -> "Biters in the Barn"

Original Song Title:

"Riders on the Storm"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Biters in the Barn"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Biters on the farm
Spiders in the barn
Into this web they wove
The hayloft is their home
Like a queen upon her throne
Her husband isn't home
Spiders on the farm

Widow's killer of the toad
Her egg sac is a heavy load
After she goes and mates
Her lover boy she ate
If a spider takes a ride
A spider surely dies
Killer of a toad, yeah

Girl, ya had to eat your man
Girl, ya had to eat your man
Did he understand
'Twas a one night stand
Your young ones you defend
The wood pile is your friend
Had to eat your man, yeah

Spiders on the farm
Spiders in the barn
Into this place they're born
Into this web they're thrown
Mom's a queen upon her throne
Her lover isn't home
Spiders on the farm

Spiders on the farm
Biters in the barn....

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Paul Robinson - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job, Royce...funny...also, in one those coincidences, I posted a piece involving a spider today, although he was only the "co-star"...5's ~ ~ ~
Yet Another Dutchman - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
555. You might say that a female spider's love goes through her stomach. Well, let's hope the man she had was a "dish."
alvin rhodes - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
fit the eerie tone of the OS well...5s
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
a woven web of fives ;)
Red Ant - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What a mangled mate they eat. Imagining Jim singing this cracks me up.

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