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Song Parodies -> "The Gal I've Got Lined Up for Malcolm Higgins"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Old Lady from Pasadena"

Original Performer:

Jan & Dean

Parody Song Title:

"The Gal I've Got Lined Up for Malcolm Higgins"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

It's the gal I've got lined up for Malcolm Higgins...

The gal I've got lined up for Malcolm Higgins
(go Franny go Franny go Franny go)
I found her in a small town named "Slim Pickens"
go Franny go Franny go Franny go
She's got a room for Mal out in her garage
Parked out there with all of her hot rods

Well she's a sea cow, and he's gonna be diggin
The gal I've got lined up for Malcolm Higgins
She's loud and she weighs bout a metric ton
He calls her "sweetie", she calls him "hon"
She's the gal I've got lined up for Malcolm Higgins

She chases him round and round the yard, now
(go Franny go Franny go Franny go)
Malcolm likes em big, she's a pack of lard, now
(go franny go franny go franny go)
She's running so hard now, sooner or later
She'll have to be revived with a defibrillator

(Go Malcolm, go Malcolm, go Malcolm, go)

She's chasin Malcolm all over town
She ropes him, she throws him, she brings him down

When he's had enough he's gonna be leavin
The gal I had lined up for Malcolm Higgins
He says thanks alot, but I'll find my own
Or maybe I'd be better off on my own!
The gal I had lined up for Malcolm Higgins....

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malcolm higgins - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
ouch
Royce Miller - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It's supposed to be a joke, Malcolm
Phil Alexander - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know the original, but the rhythm's there... and damn, was it funny :-)
Royce Miller - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil--I guess you're the only one that thought it was funny--I was just carrying on something that Malcolm started in some of his parodies. Oh well--didn't mean to offend, Malcolm.
Meriadoc - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was great. Don't let Malcolm worry you Royce - I'm sure "ouch" doesn't mean he is offended. Probably just at a loss for words! :-D
malcolm higgins - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
me? offended?? nahhhhh loved it hun
Mike Florio - May 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody, Royce! Good to see the girls attacking on Malcolm...:-)
Michael Pacholek - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hell hath no fury like a woman parodied. Serves him right. This may be the first time these words have ever been used in this context, but, Hey, Malcolm, don't have a cow, man!

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