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Song Parodies -> "Ms. Swiss Robinson"

Original Song Title:

"Mrs. Robinson"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Ms. Swiss Robinson"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

So cheers to you, Ms. Swiss Robinson
Cheese us and you'll please us well you know
wo wo wo
God bless your cheese, Ms. Swiss Robinson
My you have some awesome curds and whey
Whey whey whey, whey whey whey

We'd like to taste a little of your camembert and brie
We'd like for you to let us help ourselves
Look around here, all we see are crackers, cheese and wine
Swirl the Merlot round and take a little whiff

So cheers to you, Ms. Swiss Robinson
Cheese us and you'll please us well, you know
wo wo wo
God bless your cheese, Ms. Swiss Robinson
My you have some lovely curds and whey
Whey whey whey, whey whey whey

Slice some smoky cheddar cause the platter's almost bare
You say it's in the pantry with your cupcakes?
It is not a secret, wine and cheese are a good pair
Put the wine out of the reach of all the kids

So much to chew, Ms. Swiss Robinson
Cheese us and you'll please us well, you know
wo wo wo
God bless your cheese, Ms. Swiss Robinson
My you have some "holesome" Swiss today
Day day day, day day day

Walking through your picnic on a Sunday afternoon
The selection here is sure first rate
Laugh about it, shout about it
So much stuff to choose
Thank you for the cheeses and the booze

Where have you gone, Farmer Dairy'o
The cows have turned their lonesome eyes to you
Moo moo moo
What's that you say, Ms. Swiss Robinson
All the cows are grazing in the hay
Hay Hay Hay, Hay Hay Hay........

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Adagio - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
So, you like cheese too?
Helen - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm slightly confused by the context of this parody... I thought Ms. Swiss Robinson would be about landing on a deserted island and fighting snakes and things. Anyhoo, nice parody, lovely pacing and lots of cheese :)
Johnny D - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I'm hungry now.
Meriadoc - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was going to be about hot chocolate! But I am probably confused too... ;-)
alvin rhodes - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
very cheesy...5s
Melhi - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I was almost afraid to vote on this one -- 1st time I tried, today, Amiright went down. 2nd time I tried, my DSL went down and was down for six hours. Third time's the charm, I guess. Great job, Royce!
Claude Prez - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
moo moo moo; that was great
Guy - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
You sure cut the cheese nicely on this one Royce. Well done.

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