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Song Parodies -> "Terrorist Plans"

Original Song Title:

"Truck Drivin' Man"

Original Performer:

Rick Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Terrorist Plans"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I stopped at a roadhouse in Georgia
A little place called HAMBURGER DAN's
Some guys seated near me were talkin'
Talkin' bout their terrorist plans

The waitress then brought me some coffee
I thanked her then called her again
When she left, they kept talkin'
Talkin' bout their terrorist plans

Well pour me another cup of coffee
I love this wonderful land
But some guys in the next booth are talkin'
Talkin' bout their terrorist plans

I wrote down their license plate number
And then like a flash they were gone
I grabbed my cell phone in a hurry
And called up 911

I'm not lookin' for glory
For loving this wonderful land
But I say "love it or leave it"
You with your terrorist plans

Well pour me another cup of coffee
I love this wonderful land
I'll put a dollar in the jukebox
And hope we thwart those terrorist plans

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