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Song Parodies -> "When Yer Veggie Poor"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty-Four"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When Yer Veggie Poor"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

When you get older will you still care
Many ears from now?
Will you still be picking from my ripened vines
Cucumber's a fav'rite of mine
If I had bugs, just swarming on me
Would you spray some more?
Will you still weed me
Will you still seed me
When yer veggie poor?

Get a scarecrow too
To scare away the birds
I'll be feeding you

You could be handy pick up a hose
Water my dry soil
You can stake tomatos you can till the dirt
Mir-a-cle Grow, give me a squirt
Look at the snails and buy some more seeds
At the co-op store
Will you still weed me
Will you still seed me
When yer veggie poor?

Every summer you can rent a tiller
Stir the nutrients, now is that clear?
Think of what you'll save
Vegetables to freeze
All the stuff you crave

Put in some peppers, all in a line
With a sunny view
Soon you will be eating pepper steak and peas
Don't forget to wash the food, please
Here is some lettuce, here are some beans
you must do your chores
Will you still weed me
Will you still seed me
When yer veggie poor?

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Steve K. - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Quite appropriate since Sir Paul has gone veggie.
alvin rhodes - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
i love the term "veggie poor"
John Barry - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice. 5s
John Paul George - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
A lot of accents on the wrong syLAble. Somewhat amateurish, but a fair effort. Keep trying.
Michael Pacholek - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul and Linda would both approve. Heather? I don't care what she thinks anymore.

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