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Song Parodies -> "Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Gene Autry

Parody Song Title:

"Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Can you stand a little Christmas cheer in October?
You know when you're a reindeer it's hard to smell sweetly; running
and flying, you get pretty sweaty; but do you recall the smelliest
reindeer of all..............

Rudolph the brown-nosed reindeer
Had a very smelly rack
He had his head and antlers
All the way up Santa's crack

All of the other reindeer
Said he was a smelly nerd
"Rudolph you stinky reindeer
On your snout there hangs a turd"

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa said "You schmuck--
Your head's so far up my butt
I'm afraid you've got it stuck"

Then how the reindeer hooted
As they shouted out with scorn
"Rudolph you brown-nosed reindeer
You've got one big smelly horn"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   4
 2   1
 3   1
 4   2
 5   12

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Billy Florio - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Youve given me an idea Royce!
Royce Miller - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy--I hope your idea will bring you more laughs than people seem to have gotten out of this parody; I think I'll give up.
Steven Cavanagh - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't give up, Royce! They're a tough crowd here. Keep at it. Something I find helpful is to write a song and leave it for a few days- your mind comes up with "how I should have done it"s. I think I know what your idea is, Billy. I'll leave you to it.
Tim Hall - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I've heard of Randolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer. Good job
John Jenkins - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know what caused the low votes - I found this amusing.
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Youve given me too an idea Royce, but I fear its the same as Billy so Im gonna wait for him to do his first before I start some serious sketching.
Royce Miller - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I must be really dense because I don't catch on to the idea you guys are talking about; but good luck with it--and thanks for cheering me up.
Claude Prez - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess I'm dense too, Royce; no idea what they're talkin' about. Anyway, I thought this was a great idea with some very funny stuff. Maybe the ones were for using Santa's name in vain.
Billy Florio - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce, you better not give up...take a look at the latest round of the amiright awards, the best parody artist section
malcolm higgins - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
who else but my queen could make me laugh like that!! great one Royce..
Your Mom - December 13, 2008 - Report this comment
not the funniest but it would be funny to smaller kids

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