Song Parodies -> Flapjackin' Woman
| Original Song Title: | "Black Magic Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Santana |
| Parody Song Title: | "Flapjackin' Woman" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
He wants a flapjackin' woman
He wants a flapjackin' woman
yes, he wants a flapjackin' woman
Piling them high, one two three
He wants a flapjackin' woman
He's makin' Aunt Jemima outta me
"Just flip a stack for me, baby
Just flip a stack for me, baby
Yes just flip a stack for me baby
Melting that butter like foam
I'll stick a fork in em baby
Leave me with my pancakes now, alone
Throw on some Log Cabin, baby
Throw on some Log Cabin, baby
I need some syrup now, baby
Dripping all down on the sides
I need some syrup now, baby
I'll cut this stack of flapjacks down to size"
He wants a flapjackin' woman
yes, he wants a flapjackin' woman
Piling them high, one two three
He wants a flapjackin' woman
He's makin' Aunt Jemima outta me
"Just flip a stack for me, baby
Just flip a stack for me, baby
Yes just flip a stack for me baby
Melting that butter like foam
I'll stick a fork in em baby
Leave me with my pancakes now, alone
Throw on some Log Cabin, baby
Throw on some Log Cabin, baby
I need some syrup now, baby
Dripping all down on the sides
I need some syrup now, baby
I'll cut this stack of flapjacks down to size"
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That's a lot of flapjacks to make an Aunt Jemima out of someone.
Flappin' my chops with laughter!
No waffling about these 5's! Royce, it looks like you're well on your way towards doing with "Black Magic Woman" what John Barry did with "Sugar, Sugar" and what I did with "Bohemian Rhapsody" !
Johnny, I understand, and then there's Robert Pagliaro's Ballad of Jed Clampett parodies which he has done amazing things with; I think it would be fun to take one song and parody it all to heck, then publish them in a book, but with that in mind, I've got quite a few more to write!
perfect...especially the aunt jemima line
Scrumptuous...5's
Serving up a treat, Royce :-)
Have to agree with everyone about the Aunt Jemima line - that was priceless!
Loved it! And I love pancakes too... this one deserves a perfect score! Keep up the good work! :)
alternate lyrics to consider: got a black spastic woman got a black spastic woman ... got your smell on me, baby got your smell on me, baby
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