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Song Parodies -> "Flapjackin' Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Flapjackin' Woman"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

He wants a flapjackin' woman
He wants a flapjackin' woman
yes, he wants a flapjackin' woman
Piling them high, one two three
He wants a flapjackin' woman
He's makin' Aunt Jemima outta me

"Just flip a stack for me, baby
Just flip a stack for me, baby
Yes just flip a stack for me baby
Melting that butter like foam
I'll stick a fork in em baby
Leave me with my pancakes now, alone

Throw on some Log Cabin, baby
Throw on some Log Cabin, baby
I need some syrup now, baby
Dripping all down on the sides
I need some syrup now, baby
I'll cut this stack of flapjacks down to size"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Rick D - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a lot of flapjacks to make an Aunt Jemima out of someone.
John Barry - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Flappin' my chops with laughter!
Johnny D - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
No waffling about these 5's! Royce, it looks like you're well on your way towards doing with "Black Magic Woman" what John Barry did with "Sugar, Sugar" and what I did with "Bohemian Rhapsody" !
Royce Miller - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I understand, and then there's Robert Pagliaro's Ballad of Jed Clampett parodies which he has done amazing things with; I think it would be fun to take one song and parody it all to heck, then publish them in a book, but with that in mind, I've got quite a few more to write!
alvin rhodes - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
perfect...especially the aunt jemima line
Dee Range - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Scrumptuous...5's
Phil Alexander - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Serving up a treat, Royce :-)
Meriadoc - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Have to agree with everyone about the Aunt Jemima line - that was priceless!
Serafina - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it! And I love pancakes too... this one deserves a perfect score! Keep up the good work! :)
g. s. osterhaud - January 17, 2006 - Report this comment
alternate lyrics to consider: got a black spastic woman got a black spastic woman ... got your smell on me, baby got your smell on me, baby

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