-> "Typical Whale"
Original Song Title:
"Typical Male"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Typical Whale"
The Lyrics
Tell me Greenpeace what to do
I think I'm being protected by you
Defend me from those predators
Who want to make me extinct
Or make of me a circus freak
I'm sure you're on my side
I confess I'm a species wanting to survive
And your intellect's a match for this will of mine
Chorus:
All I want is a little protection
And you know I can tip the scales
I'm just using my mammal attraction-
I'm a typical whale, a typical whale
Your love of nature I embrace
and your defense has helped my case
I've had some trouble with harpoons
Something about gain and greed
Makes them want the blubber from me
Hey greenpeace, gotta hear me when I wail
Oh I'll breach for you and my tail I'll slap
And I know when you're close
You'll save me from their trap
Let me show you my tail extension
Hear the slapping of my tail
I'm just using my mammal attraction
I'm a typical whale, a typical whale
So put those hooks aside
Give me space and let me fly
Through the water I'll breach and spin
Through the water I'll breach and spin
All I want is a little protection
And you know I can tip the scale
I'm just using my mammal attraction
I'm a typical whale, a typical whale
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