Song Parodies -> Black Plastic Woman
| Original Song Title: | "Black Magic Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Santana |
| Parody Song Title: | "Black Plastic Woman" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
He had a black plastic woman
He had a black plastic woman
Yes, he had a black plastic woman
He made her from Hefty sacks, see?
She was a black plastic woman
She tried to take my man away from me
I dumped the trash in her, baby
I dumped the trash in her, baby
yes, I dumped the trash in her baby
That man's fixation was sick
Now she's down in the dumpster
With the other gargage, 6 feet deep
I tied her up with a twistie
I tied her up with a twistie
yes, I tied her up with a twistie
Flung her into the bin
Now she won't be back
I'll never see that ugly bag again
He had a black plastic woman
Yes, he had a black plastic woman
He made her from Hefty sacks, see?
She was a black plastic woman
She tried to take my man away from me
I dumped the trash in her, baby
I dumped the trash in her, baby
yes, I dumped the trash in her baby
That man's fixation was sick
Now she's down in the dumpster
With the other gargage, 6 feet deep
I tied her up with a twistie
I tied her up with a twistie
yes, I tied her up with a twistie
Flung her into the bin
Now she won't be back
I'll never see that ugly bag again
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Clever, sharp, to-the-point! Right on, Royce! 5's
I really really like the ugly bag pun. Funny!
I'm so Glad.
Hehehe! Love it.
Inspired and inspirational! 555
Royce - Just moments after this posted I'm sure I saw Bud Bundy dumpster diving behind your home. And to think that the old Budster would cheat on his woman. On a scale of light to robust I'd rate this parody hefty.
This one made me LOL! :-D
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