Song Parodies -> Cook While Drinkin
| Original Song Title: | "Go Down Gamblin" |
| Original Performer: | Blood Sweat and Tears |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cook While Drinkin" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
"Go Down Gamblin" contains one of my favorite lyric lines of all
time--"go down gamblin, you may never have to go"
time--"go down gamblin, you may never have to go"
Burned the little biscuits, the bottoms look like coal
Filled the kitchen up with smoke, I'm really on a roll
Burned my hand on that pan
It was very hot, you bet
Now I'm callin' Domino's, cause they ain't failed me yet
Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a gin that's sloe
Cook while drinkin'
you may end up in the dough
Down in the pantry, the cans all shake with fright
They know that I'm wobbly, so they're stayin outta sight
I can't cut the butter, and there's flour on the floor
This just ain't a cookin day, now I will say no more
Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a gin that's sloe
Cook while drinkin'
You may end up in the dough
Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a mai tai, Joe
Cook while drinkin'
You may end up in the dough-o-o
Filled the kitchen up with smoke, I'm really on a roll
Burned my hand on that pan
It was very hot, you bet
Now I'm callin' Domino's, cause they ain't failed me yet
Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a gin that's sloe
Cook while drinkin'
you may end up in the dough
Down in the pantry, the cans all shake with fright
They know that I'm wobbly, so they're stayin outta sight
I can't cut the butter, and there's flour on the floor
This just ain't a cookin day, now I will say no more
Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a gin that's sloe
Cook while drinkin'
You may end up in the dough
Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a mai tai, Joe
Cook while drinkin'
You may end up in the dough-o-o
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