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Song Parodies -> "Cook While Drinkin"

Original Song Title:

"Go Down Gamblin"

Original Performer:

Blood Sweat and Tears

Parody Song Title:

"Cook While Drinkin"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

"Go Down Gamblin" contains one of my favorite lyric lines of all
time--"go down gamblin, you may never have to go"
Burned the little biscuits, the bottoms look like coal
Filled the kitchen up with smoke, I'm really on a roll
Burned my hand on that pan
It was very hot, you bet
Now I'm callin' Domino's, cause they ain't failed me yet

Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a gin that's sloe
Cook while drinkin'
you may end up in the dough

Down in the pantry, the cans all shake with fright
They know that I'm wobbly, so they're stayin outta sight
I can't cut the butter, and there's flour on the floor
This just ain't a cookin day, now I will say no more

Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a gin that's sloe
Cook while drinkin'
You may end up in the dough

Cook while drinkin'
Sippin on a mai tai, Joe
Cook while drinkin'
You may end up in the dough-o-o

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