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Song Parodies -> "Itsy Bitsy Roly Poly Pastry That is Called Canolli"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Bryan Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Roly Poly Pastry That is Called Canolli"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

It was a wonderful, marvelous pastry
It was as sinful as it could be
It was wrapped up in a shell that was deep-fried
It was made out of ricotta cheese
(Two, three, eight, tell the folks what's on the plate)

Chorus:
It was an itsy bitsy roly poly pastry that was called canolli
It arrived here from old Italy
An itsy bitsy roly poly pastry that was called canolli
Little pastry that's so heavenly
(Two three four, it'll make you want some more)

It was covered with chocolate syrup
And gobs of whipped cream, that sparkled, in heaps
And to work off the abundant calories
I had to jog and do pushups for weeks
(Two three four, it was worth the extra chores)

(Repeat Chorus)

Now if you sit down to eat a canolli
Sip some coffee and go at it slow
Cause it's a rich and a decadent pastry
You don't eat em too often, you know
(Two three six, little thing is really rich)

It is an itsy bitsy roly poly pastry that is called canolli
It arrived here from old Italy
An itsy bitsy roly poly pastry that is called canolli
It's a dessert that's so heavenly

(Put ricotta in the blanket)
(Put the blanket in your mouth)
(Maybe drink a glass of water)
Guess there isn't any more

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Tim Hall - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a rich and delicious parody!
John Barry - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm rolypolying on the floor with laughter!
John Jenkins - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent title, excellent chorus, excellent parody.
Spaff.com - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I love cannoli! The less itsy-bitsy the better! Fave line: "Two three four, it was worth the extra chores"
Guy - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Yum, just like-a mama used to make. One could get fat just reading this. Congrats for being the first person on the site to post a song that requires a caloric disclaimer. Not sure how many calories one canoli has but this parody most likely contains at least 555 of them.
AFW - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
And to think, I almost pasta this up....5's

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