-> "Two Bean Enchiladas"
Original Song Title:
"Two Pina Coladas"
Parody Song Title:
"Two Bean Enchiladas"
The Lyrics
I was hungry for spice
And some good Spanish rice
When I saw an ad on TV
They said we're tellin' you, our tacos are groovin'
You'll love the authenticity
That was the last straw
I hopped into my car
Started her up and drove down
Now my gut's on a roll
I'm as sick as a troll
Tonight I'm gonna surely drown
Chorus:
I had two bean enchiladas
Now I'm feeling bad, man
Let's set sail with Pepto Bismol
And never see dry land
Side of guacamole, I buried it in the sand
yes I had two bean enchiladas
And that's the last time I'm eating there, man
It's like I'm on a boat
And my stomach's afloat
Green chiles are barkin' at me
Grease in my mind
Tortured behind
The maladies beans often bring
Now I'm back at home
I'm here on the throne
The Pepto's beginning to foam
I've gotta say
That I know I'm gonna stay
Cause I'll be stickin' really close to home
I had two bean enchiladas
Now I'm feeling bad, man
Let's set sail with Pepto Bismol
And never see dry land
Side of guacamole, I buried it in the sand
I had two bean enchiladas
That's the last time I'm eating there, man
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