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Song Parodies -> "Solitaire Card Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Solitaire Card Hand"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

The game was all mine til the time
To find one Jack
Not a red, just a black
Those queens came along in a throng
And I counted
One two three
Clubs for me
Don't think that I will, I've played all of the aces
Flip over that Jack in the stack of the faces
I'll lay down this hand
This solitaire card hand

I've lined em all up
Jack on queen, spade on diamond
What a string, there's a king
I know it's been done down to one
Card and play it
Win the game
Start again

Don't know why I do, but I sure like to shuffle
I love how they feel in the breeze when they ruffle
All the cards are fanned
My solitaire card hand
My solitaire card hand

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Five aces, Royce --- you dealt a good hand here.
alvin rhodes - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely done...5s
John Barry - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Raise you fives.
Michael Pacholek - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
The fives are all in.
Royce Miller - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments, guys.
PMS - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool song
John Jenkins - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
A royal parody, Royce.
Peregrin - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Straight up, no flushing this parody :)

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