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Song Parodies -> "Legs (spider version)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

ZZ Top

Parody Song Title:

"Legs (spider version)"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

She's got legs, and they're pretty hairy
She never shaves, she's so light and airy
She's holdin' prey wonderin' when to eat them
Would you jump away from her
If you should see her creeping?
She's a spinner, she's a spinner
Yeah, it's alright

She might scare someone like a granny
She's kinda silk set, weaves little fantasy
Everytime she's walkin' her legs know what to do
Would you really want to
Have 8 of them too
She's so small, on the wall
Spider got it right

She's got legs and they're pretty hairy
She never shaves, she's weaving webs so airy
She's got to climb, all of the time
Stays out at night, huntin' through time
She's arachnid, she's arachnid
The spider's alright
She's alright

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

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Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good Royce.
Johnny D - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Now there's a song parody that truly belongs on the Web.
alvin rhodes - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
8s....uh i mean 5s....funny concept
John Barry - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This one has legs.
Rick C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I HATE spiders but, I liked this...555
Susanna Viljanen - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Isn't the Web a natural habitat for arachnids?

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