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Song Parodies -> "Stewart's Spice Fair"

Original Song Title:

"Scarborough Fair"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"Stewart's Spice Fair"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Are you going to Stewart's spice fair?
Coriander and fenugreek
Remember she is now in a prison
Where the food tastes pretty darn bleak

Get her some horseradish and some ginger
Coriander and fenugreek
Without no spice, the food is bland
She will be your dear friend for life

Get her some saffron and tumeric grand
Coriander and fenugreek
This time in the jail is not what she planned
She will be your dear friend for life

Get her some nutmeg for her pumpkin pie
Coriander and fenugreek
There's no spice in jail and that is no lie
She will be your dear friend for life

Are you going to Stewart's spice fair?
Coriander and fenugreek
Remember she is now in a prison
Food in there is tasteless and bleak

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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AFW - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Very tasty, indeed! 5's
John Barry - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Read it once and laughed. Read it again and laughed more. Very good!
Meriadoc - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
When I first read the title, I wondered: What are Royce and Stu doing with those spices... ? ;-D
2Eagle - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Tantilizing.
Peregrin - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting Royce, a good read.
Johnny D - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
My mother used to drink fenugreek tea every morning.
John Jenkins - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I think this is a hard song to parody, but your pacing seems very good. I didn't know what fenugreek was, but it seems like a very good parody word, especially when you were able to rhyme it.
Ally Mitsui - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know why you didn't use tarragon? And you should have made it Martha's Spice Fair, since Stewart sounds like a first name anyway, and Martha sounds more like Scarborough. And they do use spices on the food in prison, especially the country club types where she is, so that's an exaggeration (but not a lie, Mr. Prosecuter! ) ;-)
Royce Miller - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ally, I'm going to do a parody of the longer version, the Scarborough Fair/Canticle, and I'll use tarragon, just for you-

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