Song Parodies -> Just a Tomato
| Original Song Title: | "Just a Gigolo" |
| Original Performer: | David Lee Roth |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just a Tomato" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
I'm just a tomato, every garden knows
How the cucumbers are straying!
Curl around my vine, how they do entwine
Get lost, I am praying
There will come a day
A guy will pass this way
he'll take the hoe and free me
And when I'm red I know
he'll pick me and I'll glow
Salad sucks without me
Chorus:
I'm got one fine body
So many care for me
So many care for me
I'm so sweet and juicy
Sweet and juicy sweet and juicy
Honey mustard dressing
Come and do a dance with me
And I'll be so glad
I'm just a tomato, every garden knows
I need something I can climb on
Growing tall and green
Cucumbers are mean!
They use me to spread their slime on
There will come a day
The rain will pass this way
The cukes no more will choke me
And when I'm ripe I know
I'm one fine tomato
Chop me up and slurp me
I've got one fine body
So many care for me
So many care for me
I'm so sweet and juicy
Sweet and juicy sweet and juicy
Crispy little croutons come and do a dance on me
And I'll be so glad
There will come a day
The vine comes down to stay
I'll be in the chiller
But when the end comes I know
I was one huge tomato
I'm a garden thriller
(Chorus)
How the cucumbers are straying!
Curl around my vine, how they do entwine
Get lost, I am praying
There will come a day
A guy will pass this way
he'll take the hoe and free me
And when I'm red I know
he'll pick me and I'll glow
Salad sucks without me
Chorus:
I'm got one fine body
So many care for me
So many care for me
I'm so sweet and juicy
Sweet and juicy sweet and juicy
Honey mustard dressing
Come and do a dance with me
And I'll be so glad
I'm just a tomato, every garden knows
I need something I can climb on
Growing tall and green
Cucumbers are mean!
They use me to spread their slime on
There will come a day
The rain will pass this way
The cukes no more will choke me
And when I'm ripe I know
I'm one fine tomato
Chop me up and slurp me
I've got one fine body
So many care for me
So many care for me
I'm so sweet and juicy
Sweet and juicy sweet and juicy
Crispy little croutons come and do a dance on me
And I'll be so glad
There will come a day
The vine comes down to stay
I'll be in the chiller
But when the end comes I know
I was one huge tomato
I'm a garden thriller
(Chorus)
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Killer tomatoes. Not to mention, "Holy double entendre, Batman!"
A five pound beefsteak - drool!
Michael P, I just had to say something about your comment, thanks for your time, by the way; honest it's not meant as a double entendre, but you know, if you've ever seen a garden with cucumbers and other things growing, the cucumbers have a way of taking over-----I don't know any people like that, but those darn vegetables, you gotta watch em. I've been looking at those cukes curling around everything they can, and they need a garden of their own. Regards.
This parody is an HEIRLOOM, Royce!
Very good one.
For some reason, home grown tomatoes taste better than store bought varieties. This parody captures that superiority.
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