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Song Parodies -> "He Needs An Agent, Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"He Needs An Agent, Man"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

There's a guy who writes some tales of danger
To Amiright this guy is not a stranger
Watch out now, William Tong
Mal's climbed another rung
Odds are he'll be number one tomorrow

He needs an agent, man
He needs an agent, man
He covers every topic
From manatees to jam

Mal is quite a guy if you can find him
I'm about 300 songs behind him
Oh, be careful what you say
He'll write 10 more today
Odds are he'll be number one tomorrow

He needs an agent, man
He needs an agent, man
He covers every topic
From Al Gore to Saddam

Writin' about politicians one day
Then about domestic bliss the next day
Oh, I better not be snide
Cause he will tan my hide
Odds are he'll be number 1 tomorrow

He needs an agent, man
He needs an agent, man
He covers every topic
From pantyhose to ham

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Rice Cube - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Pantyhose to ham ;-D
Guy DiRito - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah - snappy beat, I like it. yeah.
Michael Pacholek - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
The odds are I'll still like this one tomorrow. I'm givin' you a number -- five -- and placing it with your name.
Billy Florio - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
great job
Wild Man - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolmb has been pretty sharp lately! Good work Royce!
Claude Prez - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeez, will you guys just get a room already? I mean, nice work Royce.

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