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Song Parodies -> "Live Under Rocks"

Original Song Title:

"Love on the Rocks"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Live Under Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Okay, I think the original song sucks, really bad, and my parody does also. "This Song Just Sucks" could be another title. However, my parody is based on a real experience of turning over a rock and seeing a black widow.
Live under rocks, catch me some flies
When you move a rock
Better open your eyes
If I bite you will lose
And at least have the blues
For a time

Live in the dark
Damp and the soil
So leave me alone here
I'm eating my spoil
My mate is gone
Now I will grieve for awhile

First I said I loved him
Then, well, I really ate him
Suddenly I'm widowed out here
Building me a web
And when I knew I had him
Then I really had him
he just could not get away
He will not see another day
Such a sad, sad song

I weave what I weave
And I do what I want
just wait til another
Poor guy comes along
Maybe sunshine above
But it's cool, when you live under rocks

First I said I loved him
Then, well, I had to taste him
Suddenly I'm chewing him and
Got a stomach ache
And when I knew I had him
Then I really had him
He had no time to get away
I said you play and then you pay
Such a sad, sad song

Live under rocks
Just open your eyes
you better wear gloves
Or you'll get a surprise
My mate is gone
Now I will grieve for a while

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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John Jenkins - November 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Is the fragile relationship between male and female black widows the reason Spiderman doesn't want to get married? Clever idea, Royce.
Peregrin - November 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree about TOS Royce, but that enhances your version :)

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