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Song Parodies -> "Vidalia"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Oak Ridge Boys

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

sweet onion from Georgia
Skin that peels like heaven
Layers so divine
That bulb can sure enough taste so very fine
Grows underneath the dirt, now
Don't grow on a vine
Hand it here, cause that Vidalia's mine

So I'm singing, Vidalia, Vidalia
I taste no fire, vidalia
Eat it up, eat it up
Sweet onion, now now
Eat 'er up, eat 'er up,
Sweet onion, now now
Throw those layers away

Tonight I'm gonna eat her
At the country rib buffet
And I'm gonna eat up all the rings I can
People will jump and holler
Cause she's so very sweet to swall'er
She doesn't make your breath smell too bad, man

So I'm singing, Vidalia, Vidalia
No tongues on fire, Vidalia
Eat it up, eat it up, sweet onion now now
Won't heat up, won't heat up
Won't heat up mouths, now
Throw that peeling away

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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AFW - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not much of an onion fancier, but this is clever, and spicy...
John Barry - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Peel away the layers and find fives.
Tim Hall - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is in season just like its subject matter!
MasonR - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
More a-peeling than the original lyrics! Giddy-up!
John Jenkins - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Sometimes it is politically correct to say that the Americas would have been better off if Christopher Columbus would have stayed away. For many reasons, including the fact that he introduced onions to the "new world," I regect that argument. A good, fun parody, Royce.
malcolm higgins - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
brings tears to my eyes.., 5-5-5

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