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Song Parodies -> "Lox On a Two Way Street"

Original Song Title:

"Love On A Two Way Street"

Original Performer:

The Moments

Parody Song Title:

"Lox On a Two Way Street"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I found lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway..

That deli blew sky high
So I was told--
'Twas an explosion
The deviled eggs did fly, I saw

With spicy mustard spraying
The walls were all a'swaying
Anchovies flew
Sandwiches separating, people were congregating
Food all over town

So glad I wasn't blind
I saw knockwurst hanging on a street sign
To be all blown up is a pain
To be creamed with kraut is a crying shame
Now the deli will never be the same

With ketchup bottles spraying
The walls were all a'swaying
Sausages flew
Sandwiches separating, people were congregating
Food all over town

I found lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway
Lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway
Lox on a two way street
And bagels on a lonely highway

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Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL again! Somehow I just knew it was going to be bagels on the highway... ;-D
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Chris - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
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