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Song Parodies -> "Oscar-Winning Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"Oscar-Winning Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

another Christopher Walken parody, for your enjoyment
His eyes can be so cold
Or warmer than sunrise
He's played some awesome roles
He's got Oscar-winning eyes

He'll turn his gaze upon you
Holding you like a vice
It's blinding as the snow
He's got Oscar-winning eyes

They will tease you
They'll unease you
They will melt you, they will freeze you
Mr. Walken seems to know just what
It takes to mesmerize you
As a psycho or a spy, he' got
Oscar-winning eyes

He's taken Oscar home
For a supporting role
Now he's a nominee
He's got Oscar-winning eyes

He'll stare a hole right thru ya
He exterminated mice
When Caesar was his name
he's got Oscar-winning eyes

He's so charming, it's alarming
And his stare can be disarming
He's surprising, and he knows just what
It takes to be an actor
Whether a villain or a spy, he's got
Oscar-winning eyes

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