Song Parodies -> Oscar-Winning Eyes
| Original Song Title: | "Bette Davis Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | Kim Carnes |
| Parody Song Title: | "Oscar-Winning Eyes" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
another Christopher Walken parody, for your enjoyment
His eyes can be so cold
Or warmer than sunrise
He's played some awesome roles
He's got Oscar-winning eyes
He'll turn his gaze upon you
Holding you like a vice
It's blinding as the snow
He's got Oscar-winning eyes
They will tease you
They'll unease you
They will melt you, they will freeze you
Mr. Walken seems to know just what
It takes to mesmerize you
As a psycho or a spy, he' got
Oscar-winning eyes
He's taken Oscar home
For a supporting role
Now he's a nominee
He's got Oscar-winning eyes
He'll stare a hole right thru ya
He exterminated mice
When Caesar was his name
he's got Oscar-winning eyes
He's so charming, it's alarming
And his stare can be disarming
He's surprising, and he knows just what
It takes to be an actor
Whether a villain or a spy, he's got
Oscar-winning eyes
Or warmer than sunrise
He's played some awesome roles
He's got Oscar-winning eyes
He'll turn his gaze upon you
Holding you like a vice
It's blinding as the snow
He's got Oscar-winning eyes
They will tease you
They'll unease you
They will melt you, they will freeze you
Mr. Walken seems to know just what
It takes to mesmerize you
As a psycho or a spy, he' got
Oscar-winning eyes
He's taken Oscar home
For a supporting role
Now he's a nominee
He's got Oscar-winning eyes
He'll stare a hole right thru ya
He exterminated mice
When Caesar was his name
he's got Oscar-winning eyes
He's so charming, it's alarming
And his stare can be disarming
He's surprising, and he knows just what
It takes to be an actor
Whether a villain or a spy, he's got
Oscar-winning eyes
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