After you eat me there won't be nothin left of me
I don't want your stomach achin' so baby take a tip from me
Just eat the part that's red
Yeah, that's what I said
Let the juices dribble down
Don't eat the part that's green
That could be obscene
Stomach troubles make you frown

Just throw the rind away
Right in the trash to stay
Cause you ate the best of me

Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind
Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your munchin down to the melon rind

Keep on munchin me baby
Throw the seeds away but save me
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind

Something like a knife could cut the rind right off of me
When you cut me up in chunks I'm very very juicy
Mix me up with grapes, summer fruit is great
Put us in a massive bowl
Calories are few, I'm not hard to chew
Watermelon on your plate

Just throw the rind away, right in the trash to stay
Cause you ate the best of me

Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind
Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind

Look what your munchin's done to me
Come on baby finish me
you just carry on your slurpin down to the melon rind
In your garden throw some seeds
Maybe some of them will breed
Just don't eat the part that's green
You just carry on your munchin down to the melon rind