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Song Parodies -> "Melon Rind"

Original Song Title:

"Borderline"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Melon Rind"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

After you eat me there won't be nothin left of me
I don't want your stomach achin' so baby take a tip from me
Just eat the part that's red
Yeah, that's what I said
Let the juices dribble down
Don't eat the part that's green
That could be obscene
Stomach troubles make you frown

Just throw the rind away
Right in the trash to stay
Cause you ate the best of me

Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind
Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your munchin down to the melon rind

Keep on munchin me baby
Throw the seeds away but save me
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind

Something like a knife could cut the rind right off of me
When you cut me up in chunks I'm very very juicy
Mix me up with grapes, summer fruit is great
Put us in a massive bowl
Calories are few, I'm not hard to chew
Watermelon on your plate

Just throw the rind away, right in the trash to stay
Cause you ate the best of me

Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind
Melon rind, it's just the part that's left behind
you just carry on your crunchin down to the melon rind

Look what your munchin's done to me
Come on baby finish me
you just carry on your slurpin down to the melon rind
In your garden throw some seeds
Maybe some of them will breed
Just don't eat the part that's green
You just carry on your munchin down to the melon rind

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jeff Reuben - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Decent, unique topic for a song.
Wild Man - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job , Man.
John Jenkins - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Jeff, but think that maybe he overuses the term "decent." Again, I think the humor in the parody comes from the wholesome approach to a Madonna song.
Rice Cube & Watt Daddy - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
How little you all know ;-D
royce miller - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Rice--are you hinting that little ole I could have possibly had something other than "wholesome" intentions while writing this?
Jeff Reuben - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
If you put it that way...I shouldn't have rushed through reading that song at work! It's even better than decent!
royce miller - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff, please do continue to think of my writing as "wholesome" though, because the truth is, I'm really not that racy. I'm just about as plain as a watermelon, in real life.
WhizkidF - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Bach's wig,your lyric's making me hungry.My mouth's watering.
WhizkidF - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Bach's wig,your lyric's making me hungry.My mouth's watering.
Johnny D - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Deliciously clever & good for you, too.

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