I make my living off your dirty jeans
Just give me something, something I can clean
People don't you treat me mean
I love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been a dryer, but don't like hot air
I just have to clean well, your filthiest pair
Filter out the mud and hair
Give me dirty laundry

Chorus:
Love me when I'm up, hate me when I'm down
Love me when I'm up, hate me when I'm down
Love me when I work, kick me when I'm down
Hate me when I'm down, kick me all around

We got the bubbleheaded small kids, bout 4 or 5
Try to put the poodle in me with a gleam in their eyes
Their mothers must have watchful eyes
Just give me your laundry

Can we pour a little bleach in
Get it white you bet
You never gave me nothin' that I couldn't clean yet
What's that on the TV set?
I need dirty laundry

Repeat Chorus

You don't really need to find out who's lovin' Jill
You don't really need to watch that soap opera, still
But somehow I know you will
Give me dirty laundry

Repeat Chorus

Dirty little t-shirts, dirty little ties
Dirty little sock pile, attracting dirty flies
Cut your load right down to size
Give me all your laundry

I can do the washing cycle
I can rinse and wring
When it's said and done, you can't see a smutty thing
We all know that Tide is king
Give me dirty laundry