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Song Parodies -> "At the Laundry"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Laundry"

Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"At the Laundry"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

a scary place no one wants to go to
I make my living off your dirty jeans
Just give me something, something I can clean
People don't you treat me mean
I love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been a dryer, but don't like hot air
I just have to clean well, your filthiest pair
Filter out the mud and hair
Give me dirty laundry

Love me when I'm up, hate me when I'm down
Love me when I'm up, hate me when I'm down
Love me when I work, kick me when I'm down
Hate me when I'm down, kick me all around

We got the bubbleheaded small kids, bout 4 or 5
Try to put the poodle in me with a gleam in their eyes
Their mothers must have watchful eyes
Just give me your laundry

Can we pour a little bleach in
Get it white you bet
You never gave me nothin' that I couldn't clean yet
What's that on the TV set?
I need dirty laundry

Repeat Chorus

You don't really need to find out who's lovin' Jill
You don't really need to watch that soap opera, still
But somehow I know you will
Give me dirty laundry

Repeat Chorus

Dirty little t-shirts, dirty little ties
Dirty little sock pile, attracting dirty flies
Cut your load right down to size
Give me all your laundry

I can do the washing cycle
I can rinse and wring
When it's said and done, you can't see a smutty thing
We all know that Tide is king
Give me dirty laundry

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Have some dirty little fives
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally! A clean parody. The ones guy should be overjoyed.
Joe Melchionne - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It all comes clean in the wash... (did u hear the one about the Laundry Mats Owners Daughter, for a few quarters she'll clean every load in the place...) opps was that dirty and not clean?...555
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
cleanest parody i've read all day...5s
Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I like parodies that keep and use cleverly-chosen original words from the original song! Great job, Royce.
Snake - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work man! 5 5 5
joe - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
To snake: Royce is a woman.
malcolm higgins - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
John Jenkins - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, Royce. I liked the hot air line best.

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