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Song Parodies -> "At the Laundry"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty Laundry"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Don Henley

Parody Song Title:

"At the Laundry"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

a scary place no one wants to go to
I make my living off your dirty jeans
Just give me something, something I can clean
People don't you treat me mean
I love dirty laundry

Well, I could've been a dryer, but don't like hot air
I just have to clean well, your filthiest pair
Filter out the mud and hair
Give me dirty laundry

Chorus:
Love me when I'm up, hate me when I'm down
Love me when I'm up, hate me when I'm down
Love me when I work, kick me when I'm down
Hate me when I'm down, kick me all around

We got the bubbleheaded small kids, bout 4 or 5
Try to put the poodle in me with a gleam in their eyes
Their mothers must have watchful eyes
Just give me your laundry

Can we pour a little bleach in
Get it white you bet
You never gave me nothin' that I couldn't clean yet
What's that on the TV set?
I need dirty laundry

Repeat Chorus

You don't really need to find out who's lovin' Jill
You don't really need to watch that soap opera, still
But somehow I know you will
Give me dirty laundry

Repeat Chorus

Dirty little t-shirts, dirty little ties
Dirty little sock pile, attracting dirty flies
Cut your load right down to size
Give me all your laundry

I can do the washing cycle
I can rinse and wring
When it's said and done, you can't see a smutty thing
We all know that Tide is king
Give me dirty laundry

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Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Have some dirty little fives
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally! A clean parody. The ones guy should be overjoyed.
Joe Melchionne - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
It all comes clean in the wash... (did u hear the one about the Laundry Mats Owners Daughter, for a few quarters she'll clean every load in the place...) opps was that dirty and not clean?...555
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
cleanest parody i've read all day...5s
Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I like parodies that keep and use cleverly-chosen original words from the original song! Great job, Royce.
Snake - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice work man! 5 5 5
joe - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
To snake: Royce is a woman.
malcolm higgins - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
ALL WOMAN 5-5-5 MY QUEEN STILL REINS
John Jenkins - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, Royce. I liked the hot air line best.

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