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Song Parodies -> "Doctor Mai Tai"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Mai Tai"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Dr. Mai Tai you bring me cheer
And I slowly lose my fear
I don't need to think, don't want to understand
You have done all that you could
To make my weary mind feel good
Oh you have a taste that's really very grand

Doctor Mai Tai, made with golden rum
You make me high
You make me comfortably numb

As I have wandered through this week
And I didn't get much sleep
I've been waiting just to hold you in my hand
With a little lime that's sliced
You are poured over shaved ice
Now I'm savoring you just the way I planned

Doctor Mai Tai
Made with golden rum
You make me fly
you make me comfortably numb

Doctor Mai Tai
Almond syrup, too
I'm feeling high
And now I tip my glass to you

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
loved the parody...mai tais ain't bad either....5s
Royce Miller - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin
Johnny D - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's a high five for your mai tai !
MrMacphisto - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
good one
U.C. - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Oy, another George Bush parody...
B Alcorn - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
funny as always

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