Song Parodies -> Dam Me
| Original Song Title: | "Dang Me" |
| Original Performer: | Roger Miller |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dam Me" |
| Parody Written by: | Royce Miller |
Well, here I sit a'teamin with big fish
Ain't nothing in the world says "peace" like this
Banks are muddy, I'm runnin' high
Throw your bait in and give it a try
Chorus:
Dam me, dam me
you oughta take a bridge and span me
Tire swingin' from a tree
When it's hot you'll jump in me
Just flowin' through valleys and little ravines
No cares for life or what it means
Spend my days gurgling in the sun
I got barges floatin' on me that are weighin' a ton
Chorus:
Dam me, dam me
you oughta build a bridge and span me
Rope swingin' from a tree
Summertime you'll swim in me
I see sunsets of red and mountains of purple
Critters sweet and some crazy people
I'm a'carvin out canyons in the sun
My daddy is the ocean and that is where I will run
I said
Dam me, dam me
you oughta take a bridge and span me
Got electricity?
Somebody will harness me
Ain't nothing in the world says "peace" like this
Banks are muddy, I'm runnin' high
Throw your bait in and give it a try
Chorus:
Dam me, dam me
you oughta take a bridge and span me
Tire swingin' from a tree
When it's hot you'll jump in me
Just flowin' through valleys and little ravines
No cares for life or what it means
Spend my days gurgling in the sun
I got barges floatin' on me that are weighin' a ton
Chorus:
Dam me, dam me
you oughta build a bridge and span me
Rope swingin' from a tree
Summertime you'll swim in me
I see sunsets of red and mountains of purple
Critters sweet and some crazy people
I'm a'carvin out canyons in the sun
My daddy is the ocean and that is where I will run
I said
Dam me, dam me
you oughta take a bridge and span me
Got electricity?
Somebody will harness me
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dam good...5s
Definitely a parody that the Miller family can be proud of, particularly the "sunset" verse. But it's probably not going to become the Sierra Club's theme song.
Royce, I like the way you always think outside the box. Or the wier. :-)
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