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Song Parodies -> "Desperate Otto"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Desperate Otto"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I'm desperate Otto
I've had to build me some fences
My neighbors are senseless
and I have to keep them out
Oh, they've got hard heads
I'd like to knock them together
A little tar and feather would also be fine

Well I feel like I'm sandwiched in between
The red neck from hell and the queen of mean--
You know, the one with 14 kids
And every one's a little brat
I wonder how they came by that--oh well, oh well

I'm desperate Otto
I ain't gettin no younger
Gonna build me a bunker
Or maybe a moat
It will be seathing with big ugly gators
And when they eat neighbors
I'll sit back and gloat

I've had to build a barricade
To keep the heathen mobs at bay
It's the only thing that I could do
I won't be picking up little balls
And hollerin at rug rats til I'm blue

I'm desperate Otto
I've just about finished my fences
The only thing missin is my driveway gate
It may be rainin
But I don't give a rat's ass
There will be no more trespass
On my little space

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