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Song Parodies -> "Degrease Me"

Original Song Title:

"Release Me"

Original Performer:

Engelbert Humperdinck

Parody Song Title:

"Degrease Me"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Please degrease me, make me glow
Can't stand grime on me no more
I once was shiny as a pin
Degrease me, and make me new again

Get the SOS pad, dear
The steel wool helps you keep me clear
Don't let it build another day
Degrease me, just scrub the muck away

Please degrease me, make me glow
It wouldn't take alot, you know
To leave me slimy is a sin
Degrease me and cook in me again

Please degrease me, can't you see
The wreck that you have made of me
The funk of 40,000 years
Degrease me, til your sweet face appears

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy DiRito - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
40,000 Years? This is dirt that is older than dirt.
Pat - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Good, but I thought it could use work in the pacing.
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
The Royce is back in town, but this is not one of her better efforts.
Royce Miller - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Michael P., your comment gave me an idea--why don't you write one to Mack the Knife? I'll be looking for it....and yeah, I agree with you--some of mine suck--stay happy
Michael Pacholek - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
My mother HATES "Mack the Knife." (That and "16 Candles," both huge hits when she was 12.) So maybe I'll give it a try. I need an idea first, but that'll come.
Royce Miller - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Alright, Michael! You're a sport and I bet it'll be a winner--
malcolm higgins - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
hey royce babes... can I do "mack the knife??
Jeff Reuben - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad, not great, I agree with Michael on this one. Was the funk of 40,000 years a reference to Thriller? Am I remembering that line right?
Michael Pacholek - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm wants to do mack the knife? Is there a circumcision joke in there? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
LucidLupin LeeBee - July 04, 2003 - Report this comment
As you said you were doing a Humperdink I came to check it out - and another Release Me too! First there were none - now there be two. Good One Royce!
pierre - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
salut andrew ta musique est super cool ! continue

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