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Fun Music Information -> Engelbert Humperdinck

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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Englebert Humperdink, Englebert Humperdinck, Engelbery Humperdink, Engelbert Humpmydink, Engelbert Humperdink

Stupid Band Names:

  • Real name Jerry Dawcey. Who the hell changes their name from Jerry to Engelbert? Submitted by: lord667

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Arnold George Dorsey. Submitted by: Mike Brailsford

Also known as: Jerry Dorsey. Submitted by: Eddie Izzard Fan

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Engelbert DumpertruckFor people that don't care for his music at allRobert D. Arndt Jr.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"I Never Said Goodbye,"He said (sang) 'goodbye' in this song.Yvette Bristle
"Nothing In This World,"There are plenty of things in this world.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"How Long?," Ace"Til You And Your Lover Are Lovers Again," Engelbert Humperdinck
"Think Of The Good Times," Jay & The Americans"The Way It Used To Be," Engelbert Humperdinck
"World On Fire," Sarah McLachlan"There Goes My Everything," Engelbert Humperdinck
"Another Place, Another Time," Don Williams"Another Time, Another Place," Engelbert Humperdinck
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"My Mare" originally "My Marie"
Thessaly Danes
"Les Bicyclettes De Belize" originally "Les Bicyclettes De Belsize"
As in the Central American country of Belize
Samantha Wayland
"In Tie" originally "In Time"
Candy Welty
"In Tim" originally "In Time"
Candy Welty
"I'm A Better Ma" originally "I'm A Better Man"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter removed available.

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Pin Time" originally "In Time"
Candy Welty
"Bin Time" originally "In Time"
Candy Welty
"Sin Time" originally "In Time"
Candy Welty
"Fin Time" originally "In Time"
Candy Welty
"Tin Time" originally "In Time"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Liver's Holiday" originally "Lover's Holiday"
Obviously "Festivus for the Rest of Us".
"My Marge" originally "My Marie"
Candy Welty
"My Mamie" originally "My Marie"
Candy Welty
"Ma Marie" originally "My Marie"
Candy Welty
"My Maria" originally "My Marie"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.


Mar 29
a parody of "Release Me" by Engelbert Humperdinck
Scooter Libby was convicted for outing Valerie Plame as a CIA covert agent. Richard "Dick" Armitage later admitted to being the leak, but was not charged. Posted with permission from All Star Radio Networks.
Soundclick: (mp3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Les Bicyclettes de Belsize""Till the End"Gregory Blake
"The Last Waltz""Last Laugh On You"Gregory Blake
"After the Lovin'""After the Glovin’"John A. Barry
"Release Me""Degrease Me"John A. Barry
"Release Me""Don't Leave Me"C.S. Notwen
"Release Me""Impeach Me"Auntie Trohl
"After the Loving""Ties to a Russian"The Offenders
"Please Release Me""Welease Woger"Phil Alexander
"Lesbian Seagull (Short Version)""Economy Job Stall"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"After the Lovin'""After the Luncheon"John A. Barry

There are additional song parodies available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Release MeSony Records (or Fiona Apple's answering machine)pickle*
Release MePrisonMatt Donnelly

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
The Morning After
   Maureen McGovern
After The Lovin'
   Engelbert Humperdinck
The Morning After The Lovin'
This Magic Moment
   Jay & The Americans
This Moment In Time
   Engelbert Humperdinck
This Magic Moment In Time
After All
   Cher & Peter Cetera
After The Lovin'
   Engelbert Humperdinck
After All The Lovin'
Rape Me
Release Me
   Engelbert Humperdinck
Rape and Release Me
I can't imagine Engelbert getting raped!
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Blutengelbert Humperdinck
Blutengel combined with Engelbert Humperdinck
Submitted By: Quyjibo
Engelbert Humperdink
Engelbert Humperdinck combined with Dink
Just remove the 'c'.
Submitted By: Lance Crackers

Misheard Lyrics:

"Love Me with All of Your Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
With every beat of your
Original Lyrics:
With every beat of your heart.
"After the Lovin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I brush back the hair from your ass
Original Lyrics:
I brush back the hair from your eyes
"Les Bicyclettes de Belsize"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lady St. Claire of Belsize
Original Lyrics:
Les Bicyclettes de Belsize
"Love Is a Many Splendoured Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your fingers touched my sorta horny thing... how to say
Original Lyrics:
And your fingers touched my silent heart and taught it... how to sing
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Love Is a Many Splendoured Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your fingers touched my sorta horny thing... how to say
Original Lyrics:
And your fingers touched my silent heart and taught it... how to sing

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kenny

That part of the song is always slightly unclear, and in Engelbert’s rendition it’s even slightly mumbled, I thought. So I thought it was about her fingers touching the singer’s down there, simple as that. I was very shocked though that an otherwise elegant romantic poetic song goes to such depths? Did he really sing that? And then the dawn of the Internet age, search the lyrics, ok so that’s what it was.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Quando, Quando, Quando"
Better Lyrics:
Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa
Original Lyrics:
Quando, quando, quando
Submitted by: Hunter Sullivan

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"After The Lovin'"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Thanks for takin' me
On a one-way trip to the Sun
And thanks for turnin' me
Into someone
Why They're Nonsensical:
It's a one-way trip because by the time you get to the Sun, you'll be incinerated. It's absurd to thank someone for taking you on a trip that will kill you both. And that other person didn't turn you into someone. You were already someone before that other person came along.
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Anagrams:

"Earth Life On T.V." originally "After The Lovin'"
such as a National Geographic special
Submitted by: Alexis
"Left Hot Ravine" originally "After The Lovin'"
...and never came back!
Submitted by: Alexis
"Of The Interval" originally "After The Lovin'"
Submitted by: Alexis
"A Left-over Hint" originally "After The Lovin'"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Mire May" originally "My Marie"
Why do that to May?
Submitted by: Thessaly Danes

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wonder And Nigh Blight" originally "Wonderland By Night"
Submitted by: Nicole Velocin
"Laughter, The Oven" originally "After The Lovin'"
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Release Me"
The Lyrics:
Please release me let me go.
For I don't love you any more.
It has a grandiose lilting melody, but the message is about feeling trapped in a failed love.
Submitted by: Henrietta Caroleen Ellenboro

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Humpelbert Engerdinck originally "Engelbert Humperdinck"
Submitted by: crazyon
Engelhurt Bumperdinck originally "Engelbert Humperdinck"
Submitted by: Natalie Snortman

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