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Song Parodies -> "Degrease Me"

Original Song Title:

"Release Me"

Original Performer:

Engelbert Humperdinck

Parody Song Title:

"Degrease Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Please degrease me; cease the flow
of 30-weight to my torso.
I’m basted like for the oven;
and I can’t get a grip on nothin’.

Everything I touch is getting smeared,
and at me the onlookers peer.
From head to toe, I’m in Castrol.
Degrease me! You are such an a$$hole!!

I’m not only gunky but sore.
This coating I am not lovin’.
So degrease, or I will start shovin’!

Please degrease me, ’cause, you see:
I spoke metaphorically
when I said, “Wish I could attain
a slickness.” Guess I have myself to blame.
Now I’m gunked, head to toe.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 26

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