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Song Parodies -> "Avacado"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Eagles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Avacado, you're a delight to my senses
You're so dark and delicious and so ripe now
Oh you're a soft one, I know that's when you're good eatin'
Your taste is real pleasin, I will peel you right now

With some lemon pepper sprinkled on
I'll eat you when I'm able
You know I haven't picked a bad one of you yet
Now you look so fine and luscious
When you're sliced and on my table
And I'll scarf as much of you as I can get

Avacado, oh, could you make me look younger?
I don't feel no hunger, cause you satisfy
And fattening--well that's just some people squawkin'
You fat is the good kind that will not make me wide

You don't grow in places with winter climes
You like the warmth and the bright sunshine
I could eat the kind with bumpy skin all day
Nutrition's high, the carbs are low
Ain't it funny how the peelin' falls away?

Avacado, you are so very delicious
I got down my dishes and you're on my plate
You may be mashed up
And become guacamole
You will top my frijole's, and dinner's at eight

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Royce Miller - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
sorry I didn't spell avocado right----avocado
Phil Alexander - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Avocado.... mmm, that's what my taste buds are set on
With, yum, vinaigrette on, and et with a spoon
No, not a hard one, but one that has some good eatin'
They sure take some beatin', gotta eat one up soon

Mouthwateringly good, Royce
Leo Jay - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pearrific! I wrote an 'Avocado' parody to 'Desperado' about 6 months ago for a vegan website. Yours is better.
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5, well-done, Royce, good job! This excellent parody of yours is an example of how multiple parody-authors can write different parodies using the same identical theme for the same original song, and thereby produce parodies that, although similar, are BOTH unique, well-written, and in point:
Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I wrote one with the same name to Desperado too!
Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That's the one I was referring-to, Adagio. Yours and Royce's are similar yet different in many details - and both are very entertaining and well-written - I like them both, and I voted both of them 5-5-5.
mac - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it!
Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny. I remember posting before I saw your post, that's why I seem out of
Rod Worden - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Somebody please pass the chips? Good work, Royce, 5s!
John Barry - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm? Avocado, Green Tangerine. Are you and Alvin Rhodes in working in cafroots?
Meriadoc - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Royce! "You fat is the good kind that will not make me wide" was my favorite rhyme!
alvin rhodes - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
hate avocados, so i don't care how ya spell it...nice parody...5s
Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't like avocados either... and yet, after reading this, I feel strangely aroused...

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