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Avacado, you're a delight to my senses
You're so dark and delicious and so ripe now
Oh you're a soft one, I know that's when you're good eatin'
Your taste is real pleasin, I will peel you right now
With some lemon pepper sprinkled on
I'll eat you when I'm able
You know I haven't picked a bad one of you yet
Now you look so fine and luscious
When you're sliced and on my table
And I'll scarf as much of you as I can get
Avacado, oh, could you make me look younger?
I don't feel no hunger, cause you satisfy
And fattening--well that's just some people squawkin'
You fat is the good kind that will not make me wide
You don't grow in places with winter climes
You like the warmth and the bright sunshine
I could eat the kind with bumpy skin all day
Nutrition's high, the carbs are low
Ain't it funny how the peelin' falls away?
Avacado, you are so very delicious
I got down my dishes and you're on my plate
You may be mashed up
And become guacamole
You will top my frijole's, and dinner's at eight
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