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Song Parodies -> "Eight Plates a Week"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days a Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Eight Plates a Week"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Ooh, I love that mud, babe
The icky, sticky goo
Leave me in the mud, babe
And I won't bother you

Don't you boil me, don't you scald me
I know you just wanna eat me
Eight plates a week

Eight plates a week
I'm just a crawlin' mud bug
Eight plates a week
Of lobster tail, a taste so rare

Ooh you need some Old Bay
To season me, you do
Hope you got some cold beer
I'm not too hard to chew

Don't you boil me, don't you scald me
You don't want nothin' but tail, babe
Eight plates a week

Eight plates a week
I'm just a crawlin mud bug
Eight plates a week
Of lobster tail, a taste so rare

You love me every way, babe
Sometimes I'm hard to find
I'm hidin' in the rocks, babe
I'm hidin in the slime

Don't you boil me
Don't you scald me
You don't want nothin but tail, babe
Eight plates a week

Eight plates a week, eight plates a week, eight plates a week

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Johnny D - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting, Royce. ;-D
Melhi - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Gotta love a song about getting some tail! (There that ought to drag a few more voters in from the latest comments section. *grin*) Nice job, Royce -- like buttah!
Meriadoc - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Is the lobster related to that turtle you wrote about some time back? :-D Good one Royce!
Guy - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Isn't the tail the best part? 5 pounds of lobster to go there Royce.
Pergerin - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Royce
malcolm higgins - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
what did the snail say as he was riding on the turtle 's back? yeah baby whoopee ride 'em slugboy!!

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