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Song Parodies -> "My Beautiful Saloon"

Original Song Title:

"Up Up and Away"

Original Performer:

Fifth Dimension

Parody Song Title:

"My Beautiful Saloon"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

There was an awful fight
In my beautiful saloon
Things got real uptight
In my beautiful saloon
They were hurling bottles across the bar
At you and I
How they can fly!
How they can fly!

Just another day
In my beautiful, my beautiful saloon

The world's a fickle place
In my beautiful saloon
Some guys have no grace
In my beautiful saloon
When those pool cues start to click together,
I just duck
boy, does it suck
Boy does it suck

Just another day
In my beautiful, my beautiful saloon

Some guys get looped when they drink whiskey
Some guys get mean when they drink vodka
It would be nice if they all stayed friendly
But that's just too much to ask for
Just too much to ask for

Got alot to clean
In my beautiful saloon
Man, did things get mean
In my beautiful saloon
It'll take me several days just to clean it up
Boy does it suck
Does it suck

Just another day in my beautiful my beautiful saloon!
Just another day
Just another day.......

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