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Song Parodies -> "Menage a Trois Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Tonight"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Menage a Trois Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to-who else, Malcolm, Merry & Pippin; the subject of gender is not addressed here....
It's late in the evening
The phone's ringing, "get it, dear"
Our friend, Malcolm Higgins,
Just called, he is coming here
He just asked Pippin, "Would it be alright
If we have a menage a trois tonight?"

They go to the backyard
For a little barbeque
Merry and Pippin, and that cute young Malcolm dude
Cause he asked Pippin
"Would it be alright
If we have a menage a trois tonight?"

It's so wonderful
The sizzling sputters coming from the grill
Malcolm's in the pool with Merry now
And Pippin's putting mustard on a hot dog

They're headed for bed now
The space is a little tight
But Malcom rolls over
And turns out the little light
In the darkness, someone yells "don't you bite!"
Malcolm says man, I feel wonderful tonight
Merry and Pippin, I feel wonderful tonight

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 15

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Rice Cube - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce Miller, will you marry me? ;-D That was awesome, I bow before your parodical might. May a thousand penguins shower you with accolades for this most triumphant parody :-)
Meriadoc - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
This was great - thanks Royce! This topic has certainly built up momentum, hasn't it? ;-D BTW, Royce, go to the message board and check your private messages; there's one that has been waiting for you for about a month now!.... ;-)
Royce Miller - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Rice Cube, you're very kind. (Give me some time to consider?) And Meriadoc, I'll check the message.
Billy Florio - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG...this was the funnyist one yet! why wasnt I invited? lol.... I too bow before your parody greatness Royce, Queen of the Parodies!
Peregrin - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Well Hot Dog! The question is, just exactly HOW many Hot Dawgs were involved....?
Claude Prez - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Hmmmmmmmmmmm...Well done.
Bob Gomez - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Mmmmmm...another delicious parody, Royce. Although I personally prefer my mustard on the bun. Butt seriously, folks....... d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Paging Rice Cube: Have you ever smelled a thousand penguins? It's not as bad as an actual barrel full of monkeys, but bad enough.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody about the Merry & Pippin/Malcolm Higgins Controversy

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