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Song Parodies -> "Old Man Liver"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man River"

Original Performer:

From The Musical 'show Boat'

Parody Song Title:

"Old Man Liver"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Ol' man liver,
That ol' man liver
he cleans the toxins
And he pumps the bile out
Cause old man liver,
Just keeps on pumpin' along

So feed him spinach
And he'll keep hoppin'
But too much liquor will make him rotten
Old man liver just keeps on pumpin' along

Stores some blood
Cleans it, too
Gives some iron back to you
Works real hard
Hold the ale
Get really drunk
And he can't post bail

You get weary
He keeps tryin'
Without him, clearly
You'll be dyin'
But old man liver
He keeps pumpin' along

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John Barry - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
A hep tune. 5s.
Johnny D - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Would sound great with organ accompaniment.
Rick Cormier - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm de-livering 5's for this.
Phil Alexander - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I was very tempted to put my name as "Sir Rosis" ;-) After all, nearly all the other good puns have gone... excellent, as always, Royce.
Royce Miller - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil---well, I'm glad you came around with the pun after all, and thanks. I like Jim Croce's rendition of this OS--he had such a good voice for it.
AFW - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll drink to this....three fifths
Michael Pacholek - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's three fives to put on your Mantle. (See, Phil? Not all the good puns were gone.)
Claude Prez - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I liked Screamin' Jay Hawkins' version of this, he was a wild man. Anyway, entertaining and informative.

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