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Song Parodies -> "Vegan Party"

Original Song Title:

"Garden Party"

Original Performer:

Ricky Nelson

Parody Song Title:

"Vegan Party"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I went to a vegan party to see a few old veggie friends
A chance to taste a cucumber
Ate him from end to end
When I got to the vegan party
Tomatoes looked so red
The slugs all went a crawling
The snails were full of dread

Chorus:
But it's all ripe now
The beets are on the shelf
You see, you can't peas everyone
So you got to peas yourself

Squash was crowding out the beans
Little, green and round
The carrots had some fluffy tops
Rest was underground

Chorus:
And it's all ripe now
The beets are on the shelf
You see, you can't meat everyone
So you got to meat yourself

Put some in a basket, that is why I came
The radishes were good and bright
Redder than a flame
I said hello to celery, it was good to crunch
I gathered up some mustard greens
In a little bunch

Chorus:
And it's alright now
The salad's on the shelf
You see, you can't peas everyone
So you got to peas yourself

I looked down in a little hole
And out jumped bunny be good
Scampered off faster than the wind
Out into the woods

If you go to a vegan party
Hope you find some stuff to pluck
But if veggies all were turnips, man
I'd rather eat a duck

Chorus:
And it's all ripe now
The corn is on the shelf
You see, you can't meat everyone
So you got to meat yourself

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Kristof Robertson - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Coinciding dairy parodies, PLUS coinciding Ricky Nelson parodies. Coincidence? I think not...;-) This was great fun, Royce. 555
alvin rhodes - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...masterfully written...5s
John Barry - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Laughed my succotash off! 5s
John Jenkins - November 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Definitely a 5 carat parody.
Peregrin - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one Royce, I was able to get my teeth into it :)

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