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Song Parodies -> "Maybe It Was Bisquits"

Original Song Title:

"Maybe It Was Memphis"

Original Performer:

Pam Tillis

Parody Song Title:

"Maybe It Was Bisquits"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Looking at you in the smoky kitchen
Taking a stab with some cutlery
Casserole's blacker than a Tennessee coal mine
would you please open that window for me?

What was I supposed to do..
Turn the oven down at 2?
Reckon it tastes like glue

Maybe they were bisquits
Maybe they would be too hard to bite
Blame it on the range, maybe I am strange
But they don't look right

Read about stuff in a Crocker cookbook
Watched Martha on her gourmet show
Think that my dish was just baking too long
Hope you didn't think I was a cooking pro

What was I supposed to do?
Take the thing out at 2?
reckon it tastes like glue

Chorus (x2):
Maybe they were lentils
Butter's never gonna make em right
Maybe they are rocks, maybe they are socks
but they don't look light

Baby I'm defenseless
Maybe it's an awesome southern night
Maybe you should grill, that would be a thrill
Cause you do it right

It's too late now, we can't eat at home
Why don't we hurry down to Chile's?
Think about something good you'll be munching
Maybe I'll have Bloody Mary's

What was I supposed to do?
Kinda looks like fondue
Looks like it's gonna moo

Maybe it was senseless
Maybe it just ain't a cooking night
Blame it on the range, say my cooking's strange
But it don't look right

Repeat chorus and fade

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
made me think of "green acres" and the "hotscakes" of lisa douglas...5s
AFW - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Good cookin' from scratch...add five cups
Larry Hensley - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Well baked parody, 555's
John Jenkins - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is not overbaked - rocks/socks is the highlight.

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