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Song Parodies -> "I Lost My Teeth When I Was Fishing"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"I Lost My Teeth When I Was Fishing"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

The looseness of my dentures surely didn't pay
The glory of my smile was from another day
I have to pay a visit to my dentist
I've got an appointment for next Saturday---

(Chorus)

I lost my teeth when I was fishing
Of course, I jumped into the lake
To see if I could find them there
But I didn't have a prayer
All I saw was a water snake, for heaven's sake

The water was so deep and murky
It was much too dark to see
When I got home with my 5 pound catfish
That sucker had more teeth than me!

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