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Song Parodies -> "I'm Eatin Green Eggs and Ham"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry VIII I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Eatin Green Eggs and Ham"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I'm eating green eggs and ham
Eatin green eggs and ham, I am
Can't touch bagels and fries no more
I'm even fittin' through my front door
I'm trying to get very skinnery
I'm stayin off the biscuits and the ham
I'm not feelin wired and jittery
Eating green eggs and ham I am
Eating green eggs and ham

I'm eating green eggs and ham
Eatin green eggs and ham I am
Don't eat sugar and starch no more
Now I see what this little belt is for
It seems I eat lots of greenery
I'm eatin beef and chicken, even lamb
I'm not feeling wired and jittery
Eatin green eggs and ham I am
Eatin green eggs and ham

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Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this parody, Sam I am. 555
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This is two in a row. Is there a diet going on in your life right now or something Royce? Last week some one asked me it I lost weight. I have never considered dieting in my entire life. I had to reply as such: Why, did you find some? ;-)

But you missed the part between the two verses that say's:

Second verse same as the first.

Maybe: Second course same as the first?
royce miller - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
yes Guy---I've found the cutting down on carbs works for me--it's fun to have success without counting calories--I know you're probably a long tall Texan--don't need to diet, right?
Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm right at 6 foot tall, but I'm not really a Texan. Only one member of my immediate family was born here and he is 12. Besides, I like my chow too much to diet, but if I were overweight I guess I would.
David Chrenko - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
What, no Spam? I give you five fries.
Tim Hall - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, Royce, but are you on the Atkins Diet?
Royce Miller - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Tim--Yes, I deviate from it a little now and then---but it's more like a way of life than a diet.
Meriadoc - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Would you could you every night?
Would you could you on Amiright?

Good one, Royce!
Earl S. Garber, aka Old Comedywriter - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one, Jared - excuse me, Royce. Can I get that with chips and a drink?

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