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Song Parodies -> "The PC Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The PC Man"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

my thoughts about "political correctness"; I hope you don't mind if I
don't allow comments for awhile; really, I like to write and think
that if people want to vote they will, even if they can't leave a
comment. There are alot of good writers on this site, with
integrity; and that's who I write for as well as for myself.
alright everybody, gather round
The PC Man is here..
Do you want some "Reese's PC's"?
I've got anything you want
Just color between the lines because
I'm the PC man!

Who can take a good word
(Who can take a good word)
Turn it into smut
If you dare to use it, you're labeled as a mutt

The PC man (the PC man)
The PC man can (the pc man can)
The PC Man can cause
He sugar coats your words
To make his world taste good

Who can make a list up
(Who can make a list up)
Words you cannot say
(Words you cannot say)
Just be sure to smile and say "have a nice day"

(Repeat Chorus)

The PC man makes everything a cake
Super sweet and never vicious
Full of superficial wishes
PC man can eat my dishes....

Who can take the language
(Who can take the language)
Take a spoon and stir
(Take a spoon and stir)
separate the races by concocting "racial slurs"

(Repeat Chorus)

The PC Man makes everything a cake!
Full of sugar and delicious
Underbaked and not nutritious
PC man can eat my dishes

Who can take a good word
Put it on his list
Tell you if you say it, you're gonna
Meet his fist

The PC man
The pc man can
The PC man can, cause he sugar coats the world
And says it tastes so good

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 17

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