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Song Parodies -> "Are You Loaf-some Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Lonesome Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Are You Loaf-some Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Are you loaf-some tonight
Is your sofa a fright
Have you worn a big hole in your couch?
Have you watched sports all day
Cheering play after play
Does your wife call you "lounge lizard slouch"?
Are there stains on the cushion from beer that you've spilled
When she sees these conditions
Will you then be killed?
Is the clicker nearby
Did you eat all the pie
Tell me dear, are you loaf-some tonight?

spoken:
No wonder you're loaf-some tonight--
you know the couch has a permanent dent
where you have worn it down
There's popcorn neath the cushions and sticky goo
Act One-that microwave stuff, I see at first glance
Act Two-There's garbage scattered all over this room
Where's the coffee table?
Honey, you lied when you said you'd mow the lawn today
You probably had good intentions
But you plopped down and there you stayed
Now the fridge is bare and I'm standing here
With junk food strewn all around
And if you don't get up right now
The ceiling's going to be coming down

Is your will all made out
You inane, worthless lout?
Tell me dear, are you loaf-some tonight?

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Wild Man - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Sounds like every Sunday at my house during football season.
Guy DiRito - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Very well done. Paced so well and pleasantly humorous.
Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
This one was great. Very well written, and the pacing is perfect, as usual. Although I can't get Phil's voice singing Are you Drinking Tonight out of my head =)
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
The spoken part was a little off-pace, but, as Elvis himself would have said, "Thankyaverymuch."
Royce Miller - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments--and Michael P., coming from a sports fan like yourself, I'm pleased you read it
Phil Alexander - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny, Royce, though not as tight lyrically as you usually are. I must admit, I've toyed with "Are you loathsome tonight", but it always seems to come out slightly second-rate (and I don't like repeating myself too often :-) )

Jeff... surely you can't have been listening to it *that* much... like, er, twice?
Jeff Reuben - June 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Three times, but that was enough to make it stick.

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