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Song Parodies -> "Will-a Smoke Be Blanca?"

Original Song Title:

"La Paloma Blanca"

Original Performer:

George Baker Selection

Parody Song Title:

"Will-a Smoke Be Blanca?"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

When the smoke comes from the chimney
From the chapel fireplace
Will it be a cloud of midnight
Or will there be a new pope's face?

When the conclave meets at sunrise
Will we see a purple haze
or will there be a puff of white smoke
Saying there's a pope today?

Chorus:
Will-a the smoke be blanca?
Out from the chimney it flies
Will-a the pope be blanca?
or will we get a surprise
After the cardinals meet today

When the bells toll from St. Peter's
Will the "pilgrims" cheer and shout
While the others try to figure
What the smoke is all about

Will-a the smoke be blanca?
out from the chimney it flies
Will-a the pope be blanca?
or will we get a surprise
After the cardinals meet today

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John Barry - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Divine title! Now how about "Popel Haze"?
Royce Miller - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
John--you would be much more capable of pulling that one off, than I would....
Steve K. - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You're right on time. The new pope has just been announced. Cardinal Ratzinger of Germany is now Benedict XVI.
AFW - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Ya gotta have Pope...fives
Rick C - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Timely and rhymely....555
Johnny D - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Si, si ! Cinque, cinque, cinque.

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