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Song Parodies -> "Standing With His Winkie in His Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Standing With His Winkie in His Hand"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Drivin home, headlights glistenin'
In the lane, someone's pissin'
A comical sight, the moon is so bright
Standin' with his winkie in his hand

Couldn't wait for a rest stop
Had to let that poor thing flop
My timing was so impeccable, bro
Was standing with his winkie in his hand

From a distance he looked like a snowman
Then I saw he looked a little brown
In my headlights he looked really cold, man
You know there wasn't any tree around

Just as I went to back up
He was pulling his pants up
I stepped on the gas and he let me pass
Standing with his winkie in his hand

From a distance he looked like a snowman
Then I saw he looked a little brown
In my headlights he looked really cold, man
You know there wasn't any tree around

What a show, not too thrilling
Bet the poor guy was chilling
I laughed all the way to Chesapeake Bay
Thinkin bout the winkie in his hand

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Johnny D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, ya know, sometimes us boys just gotta go! LOL !! 5's
Leah Lockhart - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh please Lord don't ever let them ban songs about pee. Good work. ;-)
Melhi - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!!!
Mari D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I think that the original song sucks. Your parody of it made me laugh! Thanks! And keeping the original words "snowman," "glistenin'" and "brown" really work!
Rick D - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Benn there, done that
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I was that guy last week!
Out running, a little too much water before I started, a dark road in the forrest, not a car for ten minutes, so there I was doing my business at the end of the road when... headlights came from around the corner. :-)
Diva - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Very comical. Some guys, just cant wait for the rest area sign!
Arwen - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Fabulous...I've had similar experiences...fairly recently...nicely done!
Guy - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Reminds me of when I lived in Japan. This is an accepted custom in that country. Benjo ditches line almost every road and thoroughfare. If nature calls they take matter in hand and deposit bodily waste fluids in the above ground sewage system. No one but newly arrived in country Americans even blink at eye at the practice. Oh, I liked the parody - it made me chuckle and brought back memories of a time long past. Thanks.
Royce Miller - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks a bunch all of you for the comments-
Gary Main - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
i liked it
Rice Cube - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Watch out for the yellow snow. I love being able to pee standing up.
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Captain, our censors didn't pick this one up! Way to trickle this one in there! We all live in a yellow snow regime, yellow snow regime, yellow snow regime...
The Great Karlando - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
I went to a bar one night that had a guy playing guitar on stage, and he sung a song called "I Like To Pee Outside". It was totally hilarious. Thank you for reminding me of that song. Oh yes, your parody was also hilarious.
... - December 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I think it was all right.
Ally - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I love it lol. I met my boyfriend in a similar situation I would like to point out he was the one doing the dirty work!!!!
Hehe - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Was your boyfriends flopping?
Mikey - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Geeze, Royce, sorry if I couldn't hold it, doesn't mean you have to write a parody about it...;-) lol...anyways, great parody, best one I've read this month, by far...
Stray Pooch - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment
That was flippin' hilarious! I'm having visions of some poor guy making pee-cicles in the headlights - lol! Great job!
shh - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Im impotent dont make fun
Syncronos - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
GOD I've missed parodies like this!
Meriadoc - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
And the forecast tonight is golden snow showers... This was hilarious, Royce!
Peregrin - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
That is hilarious Royce!

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