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Song Parodies -> "Whites in Light Baskin'"

Original Song Title:

"Nights in White Satin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Moody Blues

Parody Song Title:

"Whites in Light Baskin'"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Whites in light baskin'
Hoping to get a tan
White as a snowflake
Just ain't part of their plan

Look what the sun has missed
For shoes that I wore
Kept my feet whiter
Than the sands on the shore

Yes I'd love to
Tan a shade too
Oh yes, I'd love to

Can't really help it
How I was born
Whiter than a lily
On an April morn

Some try to tell me
it ain't good for my skin
Just how will you look with
That suntan in the end?

Ghosts that say boo
They want a tan too
They want a tan too

Whites in light baskin'
Still some whites will defend
Their fair complexion
Cause the sun ain't their friend

Beauty is every hue
Your mind can conceive
Armed with that knowledge
I should feel so relieved

But I'd love to
Tan a shade too
Oh yes, I'd love to

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alvin rhodes - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with....yes, ghosts like tans too, lol
Agrimorfee - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Justin Hayford gettin' all melancholy about getting a tan...cool 555
Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
I was hoping this was about Baskin-Robbins ice cream.
AFW - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Very Well written..5's
Royce Miller - May 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Michael, yes, if you're looking for 31 flavors, you're liable to be a little upset by reading my parody--hope you're having a good summer. You make me laugh even if I don't make you laugh.
Stuart McArthur - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm all set to parody this OS myself, so I was interested in how you attacked it, Royce - great idea, and some very clever lines - 555
Larry Hensley - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Well done, fives
Royce Miller - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you for the comments and votes---Stuart, there were more parodies to this song than I might have thought. Good luck with yours.

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