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Song Parodies -> "Talking When You Pee"

Original Song Title:

"Talking In Your Sleep"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Romantics

Parody Song Title:

"Talking When You Pee"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

When you came into the stall to pee
I heard somebody talkin, near me
I knew you were in there all alone
So I figured you were talkin on your cell phone

Chorus:
You told him that you love him
You told him that you need him
While sittin there in the can
And I didn't make a peep
Then I heard your phone go beep beep

I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
I hear some secrets that you keep
you are talking while you pee

When you flushed I couldn't hear your voice
And I never would have
If I'd had my choice
But nowhere's safe, nowhere, you bet
Your little phone went with you to the toilet

You told him that you miss him
You told him that you'll kiss him
While sittin there in the can
And I didn't make a peep
Then I heard your phone go beep beep

I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee
I hear some secrets that you keep
You are talking while you pee

You were in the stall right next to me
Now nothing much about you is a mystery

Repeat Chorus

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Phil Alexander - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce, what *were* you on when you wrote this? On the other hand, don't tell me, I think I can guess ;-)
Royce Miller - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil--isn't truth stranger than fiction?
Wild Man - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
You bring up a good point. Funny how everyone almost everywhere has a phone pasted to the ear. Those two way radio phones are really annoying.
Billy Florio - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA...good job
Billy Florio - September 22, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA...good job
Spaff.com - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree with Billy Florio and Billy Florio.
Claude Prez - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't expect a pee song from Royce. What's next, a Malcolm-style transy job? Anyway, well done; urine excellent example for us all.
Diva - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL... I know exactly what you mean.
Royce Miller - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude-You won't catch me trying to "pull a Malcolm"--the sprockets in my head don't turn that way-pee's about the limit for me
Peregrin - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Royce, I love your work ! I am still laughing!
Jeff Reuben - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done (as someone who knows a thing or two about pee songs!)
Meriadoc - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
We all get a bit Malcolfied sooner or later.... good one.

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