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Song Parodies -> "Like A Surgeon"

Original Song Title:

"Like A Virgin"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Like A Surgeon"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I made it through medical school
With flying colors, too
Didn't know how gross it was
Sawing bones in two

I take feet, make em neat
you feel bad? I 'm a dream come true
Cause I make you feel
Yeah, I make you feel healthy and new

Like a surgeon
Slice for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Make your heart beat right in time

Gonna put you into sleep, boy
Now you are fading fast
My scalpel is just for you
I'll sew you up, that's last

You won't pine, you won't whine
You won't feel this sharp cut of mine
When you wake for real
When you wake for real
You will have a new shine

Repeat Chorus

Like a surgeon, ooh, ooh
Like a surgeon
Feel around inside--
Feel your gizzard, and your heart beat, and your liver

oh, oh, oh, oh baby
Did you know I'm cutting
For the very first time?

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