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Song Parodies -> "Locks on a Two Way Street"

Original Song Title:

"Love on a Two Way Street"

Original Performer:

The Moments

Parody Song Title:

"Locks on a Two Way Street"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

I found locks on a two way street
And faucets on a lonely highway
Locks on a two way street
And faucets on a lonely highway

The hardware store blew up
So I was told,
'Twas an explosion
The nails and screws flew up, I saw

With drywall mud a'spraying
The walls were all a'swaying
Staple guns flew
2x4's separating, people were congregating
Wood all over town

So glad I wasn't blind
I saw barbed wire hanging on a street sign
To be all blown up is a pain
To be creamed with paint is a crying shame
They'll have to build the store again

With drywall mud a'spraying
Plywood was all decaying
Screwdrivers flew
2x4's separating, people were congregating
Wood all over town

I found locks on a two way street
And faucets on a lonely highway
Locks on a two way street
And ratchets on a lonely highway
Locks on a two way street
And faucets on a lonely highway

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Meriadoc - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Royce, I love your quirky imagination! We should team up (we could lock Pippin in the closet with Malcolm for a couple of hours).
Chris - February 28, 2004 - Report this comment
To hear exclusive samples of the Shania Twain songs I wrote parodies for, log on to ShaniaTwain.com and click on "Launch The Up! Jukebox" in the upper-right corner on the homepage.
Royce Miller - February 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Merry--thanks for your encouragement, and I think you've got a good idea there, about the closet......
Royce Miller - March 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Chris--thanks for your comment; I'm not interested in Shania Twain parodies, really. But good luck.

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